September 1999-May 2000
August 2000-June 2001
June 2001-September 2001
September 2001-May 2002
May 2002-September 2002
September 2002-February 2003
February 2003-December 2004
December 2004-July 2006
July 2006-July 2011
July 2011-January 2012
January 2012-
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 - dream, caps, dream, caps (I wasn't being serious)
Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2004 - Things break, things get lost, and now there won't be Tom Brokaw anymore either.
Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - An entry in which I mention several recently-accomplished things and then start talking about that dumb job I had over the summer.
Saturday, Nov. 27, 2004 - Australia, stinky dogs, I'm moving, take 2.
Saturday, Nov. 27, 2004 - Etc.
Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004 - I woke up early, I had a dream, etc.
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 - I miss Australia. I don't talk about that at all in this entry, I just talk about the dumb story I'm writing, but it's true. I wrote two entries today for no reason at all.
Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 - This entry is entirely me complaining about money matters. I'm unemployed. Getting a job would be good.
Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 - I don't know why I stayed up this late tonight, but I did, and now I've been rewarded.
Friday, Nov. 19, 2004 - What I did, today and yesterday
Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2004 - Blah. Blah blah sensational blah.
Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004 - An entry. I'm thirsty.
Saturday, Nov. 13, 2004 - An entry written with lemony teeth and cold feet
Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2004 - A book club meeting during which you aren't allowed to talk, so I discuss the Da Vinci Code all by myself, which is really just a ploy to talk about myself some more.
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - Top hat and tails for thrills
Sunday, Nov. 07, 2004 - It was Rosie O'Donnell, I believe, who said carnations are cheap flowers, and I've never been able to think the same of them since because I am weak and easily influenced. There you have it.
Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004 - An entry in which I talk about overrated pop rock stars, sitting on my butt at my computer, and the election, and then I typed something about how gross I am but I erased it.
Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 x 2 - A true story
Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 - -
Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - An entry in which I, for no apparent reason, decided to number the paragraphs. This is a seven-paragraph entry.
Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - For what it's worth
Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004 - video card/sims2/horse at the mall/halloween
Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 x 2 - An entry in which I talk about politics some more, but there's a special prize at the end, so if you get bored and decide not to read this you're missing out bucko. Also, this is my second entry today.
Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 - A message from our sponsors
Saturday, Oct. 23, 2004 - (This is cheating, I just wanted to make the last entry go away. I don't know why, so don't ask.)
Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 - Hey what's up.
Wednesday, Oct. 20, 2004 - I can't even think of titles, that's how numb I've become
Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 x 2 - Book club meeting and writing contest entry
Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 - I haven't written a haiku in ages
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 - An entry which I start with a poetic nod to camera lenses, and then I get all pissy talking about the people I worked with at recent jobs and how stupid/used they are. And then I type in all caps.
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 - An entry in which I talk about Fahrenheit 9/11 and the Britney Spears video in which her bosoms get blurred out.
Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004 - I guess I'm in a bad mood, even though the sunset was lovely. (Diaryland just tried to eat this entry. Firefox and I are much too clever for that though, ha ha!)
Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004 - I guess I'm in a bad mood, even though the sunset was lovely. (Diaryland just tried to eat this entry. Firefox and I are much too clever for that though, ha ha!)
Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004 - An entry written while listening to The 6ths Wasps' Nests, which I just got, hooray.
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 - -
Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 - The other entry I wrote today was about politics. This one is about my dreams. Both I'm sure are very very interesting to everyone. Which is why I wrote them.
Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 - On Australia, monkeys, politics, and.... if you're going to own a copy of Disintegration, it should be vinyl. Really.
Saturday, Oct. 09, 2004 - -
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 - -
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 - -
Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 - hello
Wednesday, Oct. 06, 2004 - I ramble and then make excuses for myself. But I love Jon Stewart, what can I do?
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 - Robinson Crusoe Book Club meeting number one
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 - The word for today is pernicious
Monday, Oct. 04, 2004 - -
Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004 - When there's nothing else to talk about, you can always talk about the weather
Saturday, Oct. 02, 2004 - -
Friday, Oct. 01, 2004 - An exciting announcement
Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2004 - I wrote this today because tomorrow I'll be painting. Or doing something else, but I won't be on a computer. Or if I am I won't write here. But if I do I hope it won't be dumb like all my entries have been recently. But if it is, sorry
Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2004 - I wrote this today because tomorrow I probably will be painting all day. Or doing something else, but I probably won't be on the computer. Or if I am I probably won't write an entry here. But if I do, hopefully it won't be dumb like all
Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004 - in short, I am awesome
Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004 - Have you seen the new Modest Mouse video, where Issac's a crow? I hate crows, they're the worst birds ever. They're smart, too, which makes them even worse.
Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 - Yeeouch, etc.
Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004 - An entry in which I fail to mention where the alleged conversation took place, which was Bondi, which, by the way, was beautiful and clean, the cleanest beach I've ever seen. It was also deserted, which might have played a role in its cleanliness.
Monday, Sept. 13, 2004 - -
Sunday, Sept. 12, 2004 - [childish drowning]
Friday, Sept. 10, 2004 - An entry in which I start a cross-country feud of geniuses, question my existence, and make a weak but clever allusion to a book I've never read
Thursday, Sept. 09, 2004 - Today is the day that I...
Tuesday, Sept. 07, 2004 - I'm pretty bored. What is there to do anymore? Bored/boring.
Sunday, Sept. 05, 2004 - fishing
Saturday, Sept. 04, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Sept. 01, 2004 - -
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 - Four more years! Four more years!
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 - It's Monday, the beginning of my last week at work
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004 - -
Friday, Aug. 27, 2004 - Once the people start moving, look out
Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004 - I'm wishing someone would come save me, because I'm too tired and lazy to save myself. Someone! Please!
Monday, Aug. 23, 2004 - and I went to work this morning and there was no work to do so I went back home, bastard
Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 x 2 - Swing states suck, selfish swinging swaying show-sucking singing sissies, I hate them
Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 - 5
Thursday, Aug. 05, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2004 - 4
Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004 - -
Saturday, Jul. 31, 2004 - 3
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 - 2
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 - 1
Tuesday, Jul. 27, 2004 - Sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and ... (sorry, nothing to do with the entry, my head just started singing it to me so I typed it)
Saturday, Jul. 24, 2004 - Class reunions are weird.
Friday, Jul. 23, 2004 - This weekend is my high school reunion
Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 - Hey, what can I say, it's an experience
Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 - -
Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - Thank you for listening, diary
Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004 - Well, I can't even think of anything to put here, so I won't even try
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - My computer is still busted. :( :( But here's some stuff about sleeping.
Sunday, Jul. 04, 2004 - (typed while the thunder booms above me)
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - Sometimes I get weird when I'm asleep
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - crack, bye June
Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2004 - I gotta say it was a good day
Monday, Jun. 28, 2004 - Something I learned at that barbecue last week; apparently 26 journalists covering this story have gone missing...
Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 - An entry written in an attempt to make you forget about the previous two drunken entries, of which I am not terribly proud (although last night I was spelling a lot better than other times). Hey, look at me, I'm sober tonight!
Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 - It's the beauty, it's the mystery, what else do you want? What else is there?
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 - I smell like cigarette smoke so bad, who cares, my eyes are tired and I'm just going to go to bed i think, it's very light out, there was a tornado warning. TOARNADo?! TORNOA?????????????
Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004 - An entry written on a day that shouldn't be documented. (ARGHHH.)
Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 - I am malcontent, or perhaps I'm annoyed.
Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 - Waking up was not the problem. Being awake was the problem.
Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 - got blisters on my feet from a walk in my thongs, watery unpopped blisters that hurt and get in the way
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 - An entry consisting of a question meant to be rhetorical because NOTHING does, and a quote that is supposed to make you think about the current war. Maybe it won't, but combined with other quotes I'll type in eventually, it will.
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 - enlightenme
Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004 - I'm sorry, I drank 24 oz. of Bud Light with no dinner in my stomach, and being a girl and all, you know... Plus I've been around guys too much. There, that's my excuse.
Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 - My oh my I'm tired, I worked 10 and a half hours today and dreamed I was awake all last night
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 - Avril Lavigne has very straight hair.
Tuesday, Jun. 08, 2004 - An entry that isn't very focused, but I saw a worm today that had tied itself in a knot, and I'M NOT MAKING THAT UP. I untied it, because I think it wouldn't have been able to itself.
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 - An entry about how well I play Fur Elise
Saturday, Jun. 05, 2004 - I woke up with stiff hands. I'm not making that up.
Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 - An entry about the things I've eaten in the past three hours
Thursday, Jun. 03, 2004 - I look like a crack whore, bruises all over my body. Not that I really know exactly what a crack whore looks like.
Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2004 - Please read these entries from my paper journal; I slept 4 hours last night and worked 10 hours today and I'm too tired to type anything original for you; besides, I planned this entry last night before I knew I'd be so tired today.
Sunday, May. 30, 2004 - -
Saturday, May. 29, 2004 - There are two days left in the month of May
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - -
Tuesday, May. 25, 2004 - There's only so much to think about after you've been raking dirt for eight hours
Monday, May. 24, 2004 - Waltzing me all the way home
Sunday, May. 23, 2004 - A new book club meeting
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - hello
Saturday, May. 15, 2004 x 2 - The new guy at work gets the shit jobs
Saturday, May. 15, 2004 - What I did today
Thursday, May. 13, 2004 - An entry written with wet hair
Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 - I am a girl. Craphead son of a bitch, I have to go get my laundry but I'm tiiiiiiiiiiired. And it's my dad's birthday tomorrow but I don't have a present for him.
Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 - An entry written on my last day of freedom. I had things I wanted to do; now I won't have time; I want to be an unemployed loser who could stay in bed all morning; how am I going to wake up at 6 all summer? What have I gotten myself into?
Monday, May. 10, 2004 - An entry in which I admit to seeing the new Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie and, what's more, I admit to liking it. Plus a few other things.
Friday, May. 07, 2004 - An entry which I begin by quoting the Pixies and end with a poem written 400 years ago
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 - I thought it was like May 10 already, but it isn't, it's only the 5th.
Tuesday, May. 04, 2004 - It's May
Saturday, May. 1, 2004 - An entry in which I talk about sunblock and fate and Australia and my current lack of occupational direction. I no longer have any creative juices flowing. I need to eat some honey maybe.
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - New music is fun to find
Thursday, Apr. 29, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 - -
Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 - Music and the bastard sun
Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 - I hate cell phones, reason #4
Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2004 - I'm listening to the Clash and I'm going to bed right now. I've been taking a lot of naps lately. I don't care that it was 4/20 today at all.
Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2004 - -
Friday, Apr. 16, 2004 - -
Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004 - I take a trip, I see some bands, I run into an inbred family of cats
Sunday, Apr. 04, 2004 - peace peace peace, may you go in peace
Friday, Apr. 02, 2004 - -
Wednesday, Mar. 31, 2004 - woohoo, one entry a week.
Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 - If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, hit me
Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 - trewt yu fads qwert zawert grewasz
Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004 - A short entry about my underwear
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - -
Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 - Speaking of jogging, I'm going.
Sunday, Mar. 14, 2004 - A surprising generation gap I've discovered
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 - I write down things like this throughout the day while I'm at work
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2004 - Well. There's nothing I can think of, nothing clever to try to sum up this entry. Gobbledygook. Harry Potter and death and running and relative clauses. There.
Friday, Mar. 05, 2004 - Yawnnnnnnn
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 x 2 - Geez. But I had a Dr. Pepper for lunch.
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 - An entry in which I talk about concert tragedies, Jesus, and stupid lead singers
Monday, Mar. 01, 2004 - Take it or leave it? I'll take it.
Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004 - Give me something to think about, it's been so long
Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2004 - It is Sean Astin's birthday, so I wrote him a letter.
Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 - -
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 - Once again, further proof that I'm a little slow
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 - I'm still doing crossword puzzles
Saturday, Feb. 14, 2004 - A short entry written to the tune of the continual pleading meows of my cat
Saturday, Feb. 14, 2004 - I ate parts of a chocolate frog today; I saw a flattened duck on the road; I saw a bobcat! or maybe a lynx on the way home! It was cute.
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 - Abraham Lincoln was an Aquarius. I know quite a few Aquarii now.
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 - Here are some things that have happened recently but aren't very important
Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2004 - this is my dance, y'all, humpty hump's my name
Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2004 - Oh
Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2004 - coworker vignette
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2004 - Rawrrrrr
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2004 - -
Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004 - An entry written in blue socks, brown flannel pajama pants, and a pink flannel pajama top.
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 - My eyes hurt and I'm going to bed, whine whine
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 - Entry #4: storytelling
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 - Entry #4: dumbness
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 - Entry #2: complaining
Monday, Jan. 26, 2004 - Entry #1: complaining
Saturday, Jan. 24, 2004 - Some, whatever
Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 - fingernails, messy room, and I'm sick of music
Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004 x 2 - But then again I'm really weird when I'm half asleep. I told you about the time I thought I was a race horse.
Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004 - Near the end of this entry I say that I'm going to bed, but that's not true, because I've decided to write another entry after this one
Friday, Jan. 16, 2004 - I went to a parade tonight, but I don't talk about that in this entry at all.
Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 x 2 - An entry in which I use the word "everafter". I don't make this clear in the entry at all, because the entry isn't clear, but anyway I've decided to read the book. "Everafter" is not in the dictionary, but you know what it means, right&
Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 - _____the ides of january_____blah
Monday, Jan. 12, 2004 - Monday = Thursday. I love Thursday.
Saturday, Jan. 10, 2004 - Saturday = Tuesday
Friday, Jan. 09, 2004 - Friday = Monday
Thursday, Jan. 08, 2004 - Irt'ws Thursday. I think Tuursday is a good hame for a band. I like Thursday.s
Wednesday, Jan. 07, 2004 - I don't really like the color pink, but maybe I do. Wow, it's already the 7th? This year is just flying by. What happened to January 3? I totally can't remember that day. Flying, I tell you!
Tuesday, Jan. 06, 2004 - -
Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2003 - My dreams are very interesting to other people
Monday, Dec. 29, 2003 - -
Saturday, Dec. 27, 2003 - -
Monday, Dec. 22, 2003 - IF ONLY I'D THOUGHT OF THE RIGHT WORDS, I MAYBE COULD HAVE WON AN EXCITING DECEMBER WRITING CONTEST AWARD
Sunday, Dec. 21, 2003 - I AM RETARDED
Sunday, Dec. 14, 2003 - Brrrrrrrr. I'm tired and cold and my bed beckons me. Alas, warm bed, I am internetting.
Saturday, Dec. 13, 2003 - I AM INSULTED
Thursday, Dec. 11, 2003 - On Sonic Youth, haikus, and hind ends
Tuesday, Dec. 09, 2003 - I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
Monday, Dec. 08, 2003 - -
Sunday, Dec. 07, 2003 - I am old and am starting to fall apart
Saturday, Dec. 06, 2003 - An entry that prompted me to look up how to spell the word "eerie". Alas, "eerie" was edited out. My visit to m-w.com would have been all for naught, except that I learned a valuable lesson: how to spell "eerie".
Thursday, Dec. 04, 2003 - AN ENTRY WRITTEN IN CAPS
Monday, Dec. 01, 2003 - Monday
Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2003 - This is an entry that is basically filler, because all I do is talk about a weird dream, and it's not very interesting to anyone who didn't actually dream it themselves. Sorry.
Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2003 - symptoms of OCD; und die Strassen sind schneebedeckt
Monday, Nov. 24, 2003 - An entry in which I announce an exciting new contest, reminisce on creativities gone by, and steal a disclaimer for which I will probably get sued, but they didn't have a disclaimer about their disclaimer, so maybe I won't. Enter the contest!
Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003 - How come my bread never rises?
Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 - I went to work and then I went to Wal*Mart. I also went to the photo shop, which was locally owned, but I neglected to mention that.
Saturday, Nov. 15, 2003 - Sometimes I think about stupid stuff
Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 - Old habits return
Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 x 2 - "heavens" ha
Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 - I got the idea for the cookies from United Express. United sucks ass, but United Express is very nice.
Saturday, Nov. 08, 2003 - I am leaving Australia now but I'm not sad. I'm at the airport typing on a crappy crappy but free computer and so I'm just sitting here typing away. My flight leaves in 1.5 hours.
Friday, Nov. 07, 2003 - :|
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 - some movies I saw in Melbourne
Saturday, Nov. 01, 2003 - Brown shoes and drugs
Friday, Oct. 31, 2003 - An entry in which I describe an interesting dream I had this morning, interesting not because it was interesting, but interesting just because it was strange and non-interesting
Friday, Oct. 31, 2003 - I am still in Melbourne; this is an old entry; I'll write a new one in a few minutes
Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 - It is a rainy day in Melbourne; my hands are still dirty but I have 8 long fingernails
Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 - I'm in Melbourne
Monday, Oct. 06, 2003 - -
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - An entry in which I whine for a bit, but it's not as whiny as I was feeling earlier, but still, it's pretty whiny
Wednesday, Oct. 01, 2003 x 2 - What I did today
Wednesday, Oct. 01, 2003 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 x 4 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 x 3 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 x 2 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - -
Sunday, Sept. 28, 2003 - some of the things I've been doing
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - -
Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 - All about the crazies
Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003 x 2 - You smell nice and I love your Queenslander houses
Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003 - -
Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 - -
Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 - something a little more interesting than the last one, maybe, except even this isn't interesting at all, so I might as well have not even updated once today, let alone twice
Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 - A long boring entry in which I talk about sleeping problems and not much else
Tuesday, Sept. 9, 2003 - I'm in Brisbane again
Sunday, Sept. 07, 2003 - Have you ever been so sick that your scalp hurts? That's what it was like yesterday. It sucked ass. I'm a little better today though, so no worries.
Thursday, Sept. 04, 2003 - Yahoo Serious
Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 - Now I'm going to go find someplace to eat lunch. I wonder what I should have. Damn McDonalds for being so convenient, but no, I won't eat there.
Monday, Sept. 01, 2003 - And I woke up very early this morning, even though I stayed up late last night.
Saturday, Aug. 30, 2003 - I am at LAX, which I keep typing as LAZ, but of course when I tried to type LAZ I typed LAX instead. CRAZY!!!
Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 - I'm leaving tomorrow, and I've been hanging out with teenagers. Fickende = a German cussective. cussective = a word I made up, = cuss + adjective. I am so innovative, it's SWEET. (That's supposed to be said a certain way.)
Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2003 - -
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - -
Sunday, Aug. 24, 2003 - -
Friday, Aug. 22, 2003 - Blah blah blah
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 - All day the other day I had that song in my head, but just the part that goes "radical adults lick godhead style" and then the guitars go off. That part.
Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 - I have many things to do but have done none of them. It's the 19th of August.
Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - I'm drinking hot chocolate
Thursday, Aug. 14, 2003 - A few nights ago I watched TV for too long, and this is the result
Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2003 - An entry in which I talk about shopping. Oh, I also forgot to mention that I realized that I just don't get along with some girls. Not because they're girls, though, just because I don't get along with them.
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - An entry in which I talk about death a lot
Friday, Aug. 08, 2003 - me = tired, this entry = strange and dumb, my recent penchant for mathematical symbols = slightly annoying
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - -
Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 - -
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 x 2 - -
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - deep thoughts
Saturday, Aug. 02, 2003 - Book club meeting that ends with a fight.... will this last? Will the participants make up, or is the book club done forever? Tune in next week for the next exciting episode of This Diary's Book Club
Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 - Going to work with a hangover = very cool
Thursday, Jul. 31, 2003 - new entry
Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2003 - -
Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 - I am not crazy
Sunday, Jul. 27, 2003 - Confessions
Saturday, Jul. 26, 2003 - I don't know braille. Should it be capitalized? I don't even know that. I tried to train my dog to be a seeing-eye dog when I was a kid, but it didn't work.
Friday, Jul. 25, 2003 - This is an unnecessarily long entry in which I concentrate entirely on myself. It is very self-involved, and if you're pressed for time, please just read the first paragraph.
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 - A confused entry in which I talk about how surprising watermelons can be and then I talk about the weather but forget to mention that I'm going outside to lay in the sun before it's too hot. I didn't really explain it well.
Sunday, Jul. 20, 2003 - An entry in which I talk about tampons
Saturday, Jul. 19, 2003 - An entry in which I talk about some dreams I've had, and then I say that I like my job but I don't tell you what it is because I'm so mysterious
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 - A book club meeting in which we soberly discuss A Room with a View
Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 - Ooooo ooo (that's where that sound I was talking about yesterday would come in handy), I just thought of a great entry. For tomorrow though, because this one's all done.
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 - Cornelius Coley, Ethan Jade, Clarice Moreland, Robby Hollingsworth, Alberta Murdock! I've discovered a veritable landmine for names! And the best thing is, they keep coming! Woohoo! [eww] ooooo uuuu uwww ouu euu
Sunday, Jul. 13, 2003 - -
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 - An entry that jumps from Pearl Jam to jobs to Australia to horses to jobs again, with some strange twisted imagery thrown in for laughs. I just woke up from a nap, so maybe that's why it's so weird.
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - -
Monday, Jul. 07, 2003 - An entry in which I spend a lot of time saying nothing and talking about how mysterious I am, which is really just a bunch of crap.
Thursday, Jul. 03, 2003 - A lame entry indirectly offering a lame excuse for my lack of updates recently, and a gentle reminder about our book club book, with a reference to Beethoven. There, now there's no reason to even read the entry, which isn't as long as this is.
Monday, Jun. 30, 2003 - I had to look up the plural of 'volcano'. Turns out it's either or, with -oes being listed before -os. So I put them both in this entry. Hey, it's almost July.
Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2003 - I announce our new book, and then I get a little preachy, but listen to me dammit!
Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003 - An entry in which I leapfrog from one random pointless thing to another, and then I try to draw it all together at the end, but really it's a joke, because there's nothing to draw together. Seriously.
Monday, Jun. 23, 2003 - An entry in which I briefly reminisce on the good old days
Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 - A numerical entry involving very creative use of italics
Friday, Jun. 20, 2003 - -
Sunday, Jun. 15, 2003 - Blah blah, chaos, blah blah, oven
Saturday, Jun. 14, 2003 - Book club meeting discussing Melancholy Queasiness and the Art of Infinite Opera Singing. Ugh.
Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003 - Book club meeting discussing 1984 for the final time, with a slight digression at the end
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - TCOB, cough cough cough
Sunday, Jun. 08, 2003 - An entry all about my favorite band in the world
Saturday, Jun. 07, 2003 - An entry about pee
Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2003 - An entry written whilst coughing a lot. Please ignore the exclamation points at the end. I got carried away. Cough cough cough. Ouch.
Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2003 - An entry written in the midst of a tour, during which I've gotten sick and now sound like a frog. Also, yesterday I almost sneezed out my tonsils. That was painful.
Thursday, May. 29, 2003 - An entry that started out nonsensical and just kept on going like that, on and on, talking about first a band and then time and then litter boxes, with a shameless reference to her bosom
Friday, May. 23, 2003 - -
Wednesday, May. 21, 2003 - Another book club meeting. Still 1984. And still not the last one.
Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - -
Saturday, May 17, 2003 - Writing contest winners, self-pity, and more exciting things to come
Thursday, May 15, 2003 - (Sorry, this is all about the Sims, but there's a life lesson at the end.)
Tuesday, May 13, 2003 - I am a genius
Monday, May 12, 2003 - stinkers
Sunday, May 11, 2003 - This better not disappear again, you bastard!!!!
Saturday, May 10, 2003 - ++++++
Friday, May 9, 2003 - I really don't know
Thursday, May 8, 2003 - Complaints about job hunting, followed by sounds of exasperation
Tuesday, May 6, 2003 - Book club discussion of 1984
Monday, May 5, 2003 - -
Friday, May. 02, 2003 - stuff
Thursday, May 1, 2003 - The first of May, the start of something
Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - Perfection, continued
Sunday, April 27, 2003 - Sunday morning
Saturday, April 26, 2003 - -
Friday, April 25, 2003 - I mied a joke abjout corn dogs last ngiht
Thursday, April 24, 2003 - Baby birds, jean jacket
Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - This is not an entry
Sunday, April 20, 2003 - Ducks. I want to know about ducks.
Saturday, April 19, 2003 - Sappho
Thursday, April 17, 2003 - jogging
Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 1984 meeting 1 (not a very successful meeting, because no one's done the reading)
Monday, April 14, 2003 - Fucking sellouts!!!!
Sunday, April 13, 2003 - Bye Holden
Friday, April 11, 2003 - Book club meeting 2
Thursday, April 10, 2003 - Quitting school, part 1
Wednesday, April 9, 2003 - First book club meeting
Tuesday, April 8, 2003 - All about birds
Friday, April 4, 2003 - tespect attitode
Thursday, April 3, 2003 - Take a walk in the park, shit yeah
Wednesday, April 1, 2003 - I am a big loser
Tuesday, April 1, 2003 - War, birds, and dissenting views
Friday, March 28, 2003 - -
Thursday, March 27, 2003 - It's still March? God damn.
Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - I have a terrible kink in my neck today
Monday, March 24, 2003 - I like round windows
Sunday, March 23, 2003 - things going on
Saturday, March 22, 2003 - with cheese
Friday, March 21, 2003 - Melissa Rivers and gophers
Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 5 things
Wednesday, March19, 2003 - March 19
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - -
Monday, March 17, 2003 - Escapism... doesn't always work
Sunday, March 16, 2003 - Oh please don't go out on me, don't go on me now
Friday, March 14, 2003 - foggy day
Thursday, March 13, 2003 - You better hope my ankle gets better soon
Tuesday, March 11, 2003 x 3 - -
Tuesday, March 11, 2003 x 2 - Freedom fries!
Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - Dumb crap. Maybe I should go work or something.
Sunday, March 9, 2003 - greedgreed
Saturday, March 8, 2003 x 2 - -
Saturday, March 8, 2003 - My old clock radio
Friday, March 7, 2003 - Major announcement
Thursday, March 6, 2003 - First about a song, then about math
Wensday, March 5, 2003 - Give peace a chance
Tuesday, March 4, 2003 - Tuesday
Sunday, March 2, 2003 - Orange invisible
Saturday, March 1, 2003 - A Saturday
Friday, February 28, 2003! - discombobulated
Thursday, February 27, 2003 - -
Wensday, February 26, 2003 - Nothing at all
Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - just wood that she burned
Monday, February 24, 2003 - I'm hungry
Fucking Friday, February 21, 2003 - Last Melbourne show
Rursday, February 20, 2003 - Melbourne 2
Wednesday, February 19, 2003 - Melbourne 1
Tuesday, February 18, 2003 x 2 - Fucking Adelaide, fucking Melbourne
Tuesday, February 18, 2003 - Sydney 3
Sunday, February 16, 2003 - I'm in Adelaide
Friday, February 14, 2003 - Rainbow Bright, see the shining light, this sign's gonna take you to Rainbow Briiiiiight.
Thursday, February 13, 2003 - Nothing really
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - Sydney night 1
Monday, February 10, 2003 - Brisbane continued
Sunday, February 9, 2003 - Brisbane night 1
Friday, February 7, 2003 - Friday
Thursday, February 6, 2003 - I'm in Brisbane
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