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Going to work with a hangover = very cool
Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 - 08:18

This morning as I tried to put on my shorts I kept going backwards because the world was rushing up behind me, spinning that way, and so in order to stay upright I had to backpedal, but it's hard to put on shorts and backpedal at the same time. However, I am incredibly agile and so I did not fall over, which lesser individuals would surely have done. Now the world isn't spinning anymore, it's just my brain. I will totally fit in with the teenagers at work today. Dude.

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