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I am a girl. Craphead son of a bitch, I have to go get my laundry but I'm tiiiiiiiiiiired. And it's my dad's birthday tomorrow but I don't have a present for him. I spent all day in the World of Men today, which is ironic since I've given up boys for the month of May. I spent all day in the World of Men today, and, wow, I've never really seen that before. They pee whenever they want wherever they want and they say 'fuck' a lot, a whole lot. I love 'fuck'. It's a fanfuckingtastic word. But I don't use it all that much and I haven't been around people who use it that much in a long time, since, like, I was a teenager. So I was surprised. Not offended, for fuck's sake, but surprised. I worked 10 hours and me and my body are really tired, but I actually didn't do all that much. They said today was a light day and that tomorrow I'll get more action. I'm not sure I want more action, because I'll probably be sore from today. I helped move a houseboat, and then I helped lay down a sprinkler system. I drove around and stood around and watched men go off and pee and listened to them say 'fuck' a lot. I think I missed out on a whole world. The World of Men, obviously, yes, but also the World of Doing Useful Stuff. I could've studied engineering at school instead of all the boring useless liberal arts crap that I did. I always wanted to play with boy toys when I was little, but, being a girl and having three sisters, I got Barbies instead. And I liked Barbies, yeah, and I liked My Little Ponies and Princess Leia and my Jenny doll. So I'm really a girl, but Oh whatever. (I want to go back to Australia.) (It's almost my bedtime.) (I woke up at 5 today. I didn't need to, I just did.)
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