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Rursday, June 14, 2001 - I have a stomach ache
Rursday, June 14, 2001 - A bunch of crap
Wensday, June 13, 2001 x 2 - A short history of my musical obsessions in chronological order
Wensday, June 13, 2001 - Gory confession
Tuesday, June 12, 2001 x 2 - Racist entry
Tuesday, June 12, 2001 - Tu mutch?
Monday, June 11, 2001 x 3 - I should be on Behind the Music
Monday, June 11, 2001 x 2 - Time
Monday, June 11, 2001 - I'm an old fart
Saturday, June 9, 2001 x 2 - I'm immature
Saturday, June 9, 2001 - Christina is a rat-haired whore!
Rursday, June 7, 2001 - I'm watching the movie awards on MTV.
Wensday, June 6, 2001 x 3 - I am Aslan
Wensday, June 6, 2001 x 2 - I hate Mr. Knowitall
Wensday, June 6, 2001 - Ear a coy
Tuesday, June 5, 2001 - Which makes me a loser-loser
Monday, June 4, 2001 x 2 - Les deux yeux
Monday, June 4, 2001 - What I'm going to do this summer
Sunday, June 3, 2001 - Never enough time
Saturday, June 2, 2001 x 2 - Be nice to animals
Saturday, June 2, 2001 - Just so you know
Friday, June 1, 2001 - Me pondering dropping out of school, and then talking about horses
Rursday, May 31, 2001 x 3 - Erm. I've been wanting to say that word for a long time. Erm.
Rursday, May 31, 2001 x 2 - Me = bland
Rursday, May 31, 2001 - Three stories from fourth grade
Wensday, May 30, 2001 - Description
Tuesday, May 29, 2001 - Cat on drugs, earring fiasco, loveliness, development
Monday, May 28, 2001 x 2 - Summer sun and ants in your pants
Monday, May 28, 2001 - Exciting things are afoot
Friday, May 25, 2001 x 2 - Hungry, spelling, whores, many pee-esses
Friday, May 25, 2001 - ahh
Thursday, May 24, 2001 - I have an earlobeache
Wensday, May 23, 2001 x 2 - .
Wensday, May 23, 2001 - What I think about birds
Tuesday, May 22 - If you write it, they will come
Monday, May 21, 2001 x 2 - Monday
Monday, May 21, 2001 - I am near the edge
Sunday, May 20, 2001 - The horror, the horror
Friday, May 18, 2001 - Two confessions
Rursday, May 17, 2001 x 3 - Stupid sonofabitch, part 3
Rursday, May 17, 2001 x 2 - I can't think of a short description for this entry
Rursday, May 17, 2001 - All about my annoying day
Wensday, May 16, 2001 - An entry about nothing
Tuesday, May 15, 2001 x 3 - Butts
Tuesday, May 15, 2001 x 2 - Enya
Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - I am an...
Monday, May 14, 2001 - Short and snappy
Sunday, May 13, 2001 x 2 - clownpenis.fart
Sunday, May 13, 2001 - I'm a sheep, following the herd
Saturday, May 12, 2001 - A rambling entry about Miss Kitty
Friday, May 11, 2001 - Boxers
Rursday, May 10, 2001 - A little poem
Wensday, May 9, 2001 - A story about scumbags
Tuesday, May 8, 2001 - How I hate Tuesdays, and some Pearl Jam lyrics
Sunday, May 6, 2001 x 2 - How I went to the movies
Sunday, May 6, 2001 - Not a real entry
Sabado, 5 de Mayo, 2001 - A very sad story
Wensday, May 2, 2001 - How my big sister jumped over a horse, and other tales of country living
Tuesday, May 1, 2001 x 2 - Buttkissing my homies, yo!
Tuesday, May 1, 2001 - May Day
Monday, April 30, 2001 x 2 - Random PJ lyric, kind of, part 2
Monday, April 30, 2001 - Should have stayed for the sunset, if not for me.
Sunday, April 29, 2001 x 2 - Miscellanea
Sunday, April 29, 2001 - Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Friday, April 27, 2001 - Attacks, cats, ass
Thursday, April 26, 2001 x 2 - Never mind
Thursday, April 26, 2001 - How to win friends and influence people, Dairyland style
Tuesday, April 24, 2001 x 4 - Y'all can kiss my asses
Tuesday, April 24, 2001 x 3 - I've already said this before: I don't really make sense when I'm tired
Tuesday, April 24, 2001 x 2 - Random PJ lyric, kind of
Tuesday, April 24, 2001 - As my brain begins to numb
Sunday, April 22, 2001 - How I put on fake fingernails one day and then wrote about it
Friday, April 20, 2001 - Movies, books, and crap like that
Thursday, April 19, 2001 - Yes, I'm incognito again. Just a safety precaution.
Wensday, April 18, 2001 x 2 - They were ugly bastards too
Wensday, April 18, 2001 - Fishing
Tuesday, April 17, 2002 - You might as well hear this now
Monday, April 16, 2001 x 2 - A nother scary dream
Monday, April 16, 2001 - Product endorsement, or: A nother thing I'm obsessed with
Thursday, April 12, 2001 x 2 - Key word here is 'nother'
Thursday, April 12, 2001 - DJ muthafuckin K is in da howse!
Wensday, April 11, 2001 x 4 - Fuck it dawg, part 3
Wensday, April 11, 2001 x 3 - Motherfucker
Wensday, April 11, 2001 x 2? - Wensday afternoon party! Woo hoo!
Wensday, April 11, 2001 - ^.^
Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - >O (a tomato)
Monday, April 9, 2001 x 2 - This is my life?
Monday, April 9, 2001 - It only happens like once a year, okay?
Saturday, April 7, 2001 x 2 - I should just go to bed
Saturday, April 7, 2001 - Here's an entry in which I have absolutely nothing to write about
Friday, April 6, 2001 - Not that this has anything to do with anything, but
Thursday, April 5, 2001 - Lions and tigers and bears, oh my
Wensday, April 4, 2001 - Why I'm offended by coffee
Tuesday, April 3, 2001 x 3 - A happy entry
Tuesday, April 3, 2001 x 2 - I have scary dreams
Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - To be continued
Friday, March 30, 2001 x 4 - And modest.
Friday, March 30, 2001 x 3 - A nother entry about how lazy I am
Friday, March 30, 2001 x 2 - I'm a brat
Friday, March 30, 2001 - Miscellaneous
Thursday, March 29, 2001 - I'm lazy. Imagine that.
Monday, March 26, 2001 x 6 - This is actually #102
Monday, March 26, 2001 x 5 - I'm so deep
Monday, March 26, 2001 x 4 - I'm obviously addicted to this here DairyLand thing
Monday, March 26, 2001 x 3 - A short entry of this description
Monday, March 26, 2001 x 2 - Me whining about being homesick
Monday, March 26, 2001 - Mr. Pooh is a moody bitch
Wensday, March 21, 2001 x 2 - Harumph
Wensday, March 21, 2001 - Mau?
Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - Ratatattat here's some sap
Monday, March 19, 2001 x 2 - The neighbors say: I clear my throat and spit it out into the sink loudly loudly every day
Monday, March 19, 2001 - Fuck it dawg, take two
Friday, March 16, 2001 - Dear John
Thursday, March 15, 2001 - Syntax lesson number TWO
Wensday, March 14, 2001 x 3 - How I kissed a boy
Wensday, March 14, 2001 x 2 - Go away, you're not welcome anymore. I should have changed my fucking lock. I should have made you leave your key. Or: How I Found Diaryland
Wensday, March 14, 2001 - LMNOP is my favorite part of the alphabet
Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - Fuck it dawg
Monday, March 12, 2001 - Crotch novels, part 2
Sunday, March 11, 2001 - Learning his body was a revelation. He was thick and hard, his muscles in prominent display.
Friday, March 9, 2001 - Murfing plugga
Thursday, March 8, 2001 - My feet and hands are cold. My cat is meowing at me, saying "Turn on the faucet! I'm thirsty."
Wensday, March 7, 2001 x 2 - What about fingernail biting disorder?
Wensday, March 7, 2001 - A lovely day
Monday, March 5, 2001 - Mr. Know-it-all has my book right now and won't give it back. I despise him.
Saturday, March 3, 2001 x 2 - grr
Saturday, March 3, 2001 - Reality TV is so glamorous
Wensday, Febuary 28, 2001 x 3 - Tying up loose ends
Wensday, Febuary 28, 2001 x 2 - Be nice
Wensday, Febuary 28, 2001 - Slurp Boy part 2
Tuesday, Febuary 27, 2001 - abcdefg
Monday, Febuary 26, 2001 - The Cure and a story
Monday, Febuary 26, 2001 - To whore, or not to whore. No, to whore, or to not whore.
Monday, Febuary 26, 2001 - Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool?
Monday, Febuary 26, 2001 - Pompous assholes can suck my dick
Sunday, Febuary 25, 2001 - Hier kommt Pu der Bär
Sunday, Febuary 25, 2001 - She had to turn around
Sunday, Febuary 25, 2001 - Blurf
Friday, Febuary 23, 2001 - It's my birthday
Thursday, Febuary 22, 2001 - How I talked to a drunk homeless guy
Tuesday, Febuary 20, 2001 - And now for something completely different
Tuesday, Febuary 20, 2001 - This title has more meaning than the entry itself
Friday, Febuary 16, 2001 - I am weird?
Wensday, Febuary 14, 2001 - Weird? Not me
Wensday, Febuary 14, 2001 - I am annoyed
Tuesday, Febuary 13, 2001 - Don't bother me, I hate your commercial
Monday, Febuary 12, 2001 - Ruff ruff ghoti
Tuesday, Febuary 6, 2001 - Mole, what a disgusting word
Sunday, Febuary 4, 2001 - I don't know
Saturday, Febuary 3, 2001 - I long for a more fulfilling life.
Saturday, Febuary 3, 2001 - I am a badass spelling rebel. Take that, you oldschool prescriptivist grammarians!
Friday, February 2, 2001 - ooooooooooh
Monday, January 15, 2001 - What Lucy says
Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 2001: A Dork's Odyssey, or My resolutions for the new year
Thursday, Dec. 14, 2000 - Kelsi's Movie Reviews
2000-12-11 - Don't even bother reading this one; it's terrible
2000-12-07 - I'm a little looney
2000-12-07 - still going
2000-12-06 - Bumsen?
2000-12-06 - Ist hier ein dumb Tagebucheintrag, damit Sie lesen (Namehöflichkeit-maschinelle Übersetzung)
2000-12-04 - I have nothing to say, so
2000-12-03 - Go read it
2000-12-03 - Well, there you are
2000-12-03 - There's an ordinary world somehow I have to find
2000-12-04 - Damn, I am a badass
2000-12-02 - Hello?
2000-12-02 - Me on music
2000-12-02 - The diary that wouldn't die
2000-08-03 - erck