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I went to a parade tonight, but I don't talk about that in this entry at all. Boy, when they say that asparagus makes your pee smell funny, they sure mean it. My pee smelled like baby diarrhea. Yeah. I don't know why I ate asparagus, I don't even like it. I once knew a dog named Cherice. I named my bear after it. Cherice the Dog was a boy. When he got old he started leaving little puddles behind him wherever he sat. I think Cherice is more of a girl's name. The thing about dog poop in the snow is that it sinks, because when it's first deposited it's warm and so it melts the snow under it. It's pretty gross. I think in the near future I'll tell you more about my job. There are many interesting things about it.
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