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Tuesday, Sept. 29, 2020 - 19:07

The fuzzy-butt aphids hatched today and I've never in my life seen so many of them. ANOTHER SIGN OF AMERICAN DYSTOPIA 2020.

I will be live-blogging the presidential debate tonight. Here we go.

7:07 - Gross
7:10 - Oh for fucks sake
7:12 - Oh fuck OFF
7:12 - Oh shut the fuck up, you fucking ass
7:13 - What the fuck has happened to this country
7:13 - Shut UP
7:14 - Seriously, people like this guy? Oh my god, this is the lowest possible example of adulthood
7:17 - This is completely going off the rails and Donald Trump can't shut his fucking mouth
7:29 - Crisis calmed down a bit I suppose so we're back to what was expected - bloviation and lies. I don't even care right now about who my vote is for as long as it's against this ridiculous clown. I wish you could downvote people in real life.
7:32 - This is even worse than I thought it would be. All these years of human progress, here we are bipedal, eating cooked food, enjoying the benefits of electricity and modern medicine and living in houses and driving automobiles, and somehow public discourse has devolved to this level.
7:38 - But wait I thought that shutting down was good, now it's bad? What is it, good or bad? Joe Biden wouldn't shut it down, which is bad, but he would shut it down, which is also bad?
7:41 - Where is Obama right now? I want to be watching this with him.
7:48 - Barf emoji
7:49 - How long is this shitshow supposed to last?
7:50 - Barf emoji
7:51 - Ah a nice half-second of silence
7:51 - Barf emoji
7:52 - Barf emoji
7:53 - Barf emoji. I've seen enough of this. What a fucking disgrace.