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Tuesday, March 3 All I care about right now is eating, sleeping, being warm, and seeing the puppy dog. Nothing else. Here are some updates. PUPPY UPDATE - The puppy's roommate took down the ladder that was nailed to our weird tree because the puppy was climbing up it to try to get squirrels. But the puppy don't give a shit. The puppy is now free to freeclimb up the tree, which he has been doing with impunity. He can climb higher without the ladder. Plot foiled. WEATHER UPDATE - The storm yesterday would have been fine if they hadn't promised us 2-4" of snow. We didn't get shit. We got a dusting. Why did they even tell us anything? What a heartbreaker. IMMINENT DEATH FROM KIDNEY PROBLEM UPDATE - My kidneys feel weird but aren't painful right now but according to the internet that still puts me in danger of imminent death - kidney pain that disappears could indicate a painless kidney infection resulting in a sneaky surprise death. Things are still working. My pee is normal. There's no external tenderness. Can't we just put this behind us? I suppose it would be prudent to go to the doctor; I have an appointment tomorrow morning. LAST EVER BLUSH MYSTERY BEAUTY BOX UPDATE - The Blush Mystery Beauty Box has ended. This is good news, because it's been a shitstorm of shit for the last year. They're turning it into something called Beautyfix by Dermstore. That's fine, who cares. We'll see if Beautyfix by Dermstore fixes any of the shit that the Blush Mystery Beauty Box was spewing, or if it's just more of the same in a different box. FINGERNAIL UPDATE - My cuticles are terrible! This isn't something I've ever particularly cared about but right now they're all jagged and hard. I've moisturized them but they don't care! I'm just going to have to cut them off. Okay, time for bed, alles für heute, Leute!
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