Springtime writing workshop
Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2008 - 10:39

Dear peeps,

Two seconds ago I realized I'm bored. Then I realized that the only cure for this boredom is some good old ridiculous fictionmaking. Then I realized that I haven't had a writing contest in a long time. Then I remembered that no one enters my contests except me. Then I decided I didn't care. It's spring and I'm bored and I'm going to put on a contest. There are two obvious problems with the previous sentence:

1. It snowed almost a foot last night; it's not spring.
2. I'm not bored at all, it was momentary confusion brought on by misplaced longing for spring.

Nevertheless.

Rules:
500-1000 words (a page or two)
Topic: something interesting and/or fun; hey, here's a good idea - a FAKE MEMOIR. ALL LIES. Yeah, do that.
Deadline: Friday, March 21, 23:00 GMT
Prizes: none