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February the first. And I forgot to pay rent. Boys, they are fascinating creatures, so different from girls. Ah ha. Before I went out with Friend 1 tonight I was looking at the backs of my teeth with a mirror and a flashlight. Guess what! I found that one of my front teeth has a crack going all the way up, down, a superficial crack now that only shows up with neurotic semi-sideways flashlighting, but a crack nonetheless and I may have to give up eating hard food (i.e. candy) lest my tooth crack and fall apart right then and there! Is this aging? I ask you! Oh my god! I won't confess where the first paragraph came from. Or I will. Arms. Muscles. For fuck's sake. While I 1. am appreciating winter and 2. love the month of February, I can't wait for summer. Because I want to start wearing skirts again. I cannot be stopped.
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