My Christmas list
Tuesday, October 29, 2002 x 2 - 20:14

I'd like to be able to go into a bookstore and know that if I buy a book I'll have time to read it. As it is, I can only pet and smell and drool over the new books, but I can't buy them because I don't have any time to do crap like that.

I want to build my own bookshelves and sand and varnish them.

I want a yard with a clothesline.

I want a cat who likes to swing.

I want a maid.

And a secretary.

And a kinetic watch.