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Naked men at parties If I were a nicer person I would tell you about a certain contest being held by a certain band that if you win will make you eligible to buy tickets to a certain show in a certain city that will certainly be hard to get tickets to. But I'm not a nice person, so I'm not going to tell anyone about it, because if you entered it would reduce my chance of winning. On to bigger and better things...the Sims! Last week Chad Donkey moved into the neighborhood and decided to throw a housewarming party. A lot of people showed up. Chad Donkey decided to get in the hot tub to liven it up a little, and since he's such a wild and crazy guy, he got in naked. Unfortunately for Chad Donkey, two other men got in naked with him. Then some Dropinsky party crasher tried to get in. But the hand of God came down and deleted her (because God plays with move_objects on). A strange thing happened as a result of this, something that God had not foreseen. Suddenly, all three men in the hot tub were out of the hot tub, and they were all still naked, and their little private parts were not blurred out. It was fun! God was so excited! God took pictures!  This first one is of all three naked men. Two of the naked men are talking about cars. One is going off to be alone. Please note the female entertainer dancing by the cage by herself. You can't really see from these pictures, but the naked men don't have any dingdongs. They're smooth, like Ken dolls. God was a little disappointed when she realized that.  This picture is of Chad Donkey dancing naked in the cage while the female entertainer that he hired looks on. She doesn't look very excited. Truth be told, Chad Donkey isn't really that great of a dancer. No one would have even noticed him if he hadn't been stark naked.  But since he *was* stark naked, he soon attracted quite a crowd.  However, lest you think Chad Donkey is only about sin and nakedness, think again! He loves puppies:  All in all, Chad Donkey's first party was a flaming success.
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