form letter
Sunday, July 21, 2002 x 2 - 22:19

Dear friends and lovers,

I am on vacation in a Foreign Country for two weeks. It is possible that I will never come back. If that turns out to be the case, you won't be all that sad because you don't even know me. But if I do come back, I will probably eventually type more at you, in which case you won't be all that happy because you don't even know me. Perhaps I will find a computer with an InterNET connection to the WWW Web .com, and if I do, I will perhaps type something at you. But maybe not.

Until we meet again,

XOXO,

TLF,

BFF,

LYLAS,

'94' rulz,

etc.

[insert name here]