Is it because you're naked?
Saturday, June 23, 2001 - 23:02

Today at the beach there was this British family--a mom, a dad, and three kids. The mom and dad were laying on chairs, the mom under a towel. The boy came over and tried to sit down with the mom, but she wouldn't let him.

"Why can't I sit on the chair with you, mum?" he asked. "Is it because you're naked, mum?"

She wasn't naked; they were just a weird family.

The older girl was whining about playing frisbee, so the boy finally got up to play frisbee with her, but he was throwing the frisbee so she couldn't catch it.

She went up to her mom and said, "Mother, he's not throwing the frisbee properly!"

The mom got pissed and said, "That's it. We're going."

The father asked the mother where she wanted to go for dinner and she said, "I don't care where we go. I'm going to have fish and chips because that's what I want. I don't care what anyone else wants. I want fish and chips."

She told the youngest daughter that they were leaving and to pack up all her things. The little girl had just finished building a fort. She didn't want to go, so she got mad and started kicking sand. She kicked sand on her toys, then she kicked sand at her mom. The dad saw this and got up from his chair and started running after the little girl to spank her. The boy stuck out his leg to try to trip the dad. The dad didn't fall, and succeeded in catching the little girl and spanking her.

So they packed up their things and left. It was hilarious.