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It was funny at the time
Friday, June 22, 2001 - 10:30

There's this guy at school who has a really small head. It makes him look like a mini-person. He's like three-quarters of a person. And he also looks kind of old, like mid-30s (I know, in five years mid-30s will seem young to me). And then there's a nother guy with a small head who looks kind of old, but he's a full-sized person. I confused the two for about a week when school first started.

The mini-person is organizing this conference that will happen in two weeks. I'm helping. So is that goddamn Mr. Knowitall. Mr. Knowitall thinks he knows it all, but he doesn't. A couple months ago, after we'd had a few meetings about the conference, Mr. Knowitall went up to the other guy with the small head and started talking to him like he was the mini-person. He wasn't, of course, and was all, "Whatchou talkin bout, Willis?" and Mr. Knowitall's all, "Huh? Aren't you...?" and the other small-headed guy's all, "No, I'm not." So Mr. Knowitall walked away.

I was laughing. Mr. Knowitall, you fucker!

p.s. The days are getting shorter now.

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