What about fingernail biting disorder?
Wensday, March 7, 2001 x 2 - 14:30

I did this mental health diagnosing thing, and this is what I got:

SUMMARY OF ASSESSMENT

DISORDERS DIAGNOSED:
* Uncomplicated Bereavement

DISORDERS RULED OUT:
* Bipolar I Disorder
* Bipolar II Disorder
* Cyclothymic Disorder
* Major Depressive Disorder
* Dysthymic Disorder
* Schizophrenia
* Panic Disorder
* Agoraphobia
* Social Phobia
* Specific Phobia
* Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
* Posttraumatic Stress Disorder
* Generalized Anxiety Disorder
* Acute Stress Disorder
* Paranoid Personality Disorder
* Schizoid Personality Disorder
* Schizotypal Personality Disorder
* Antisocial Personality Disorder
* Borderline Personality Disorder
* Histrionic Personality Disorder
* Narcissistic Personality Disorder
* Avoidant Personality Disorder
* Dependent Personality Disorder
* Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder
* Anorexia Nervosa
* Bulimia Nervosa
* Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

Fuck, I'm so boring.

Oh, and it says I'm fully recovered from my Uncomplicated Bereavement Disorder. Thank God.