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it is terrifying being married to a mass murderer Dear world at large, It is with a heavy heart that I confess to you that my husband is responsible for the recent rash of deaths in the entertainment industry. Last month, Mr. Pooh wanted to go to a Dee Dee Ramone concert in Anaheim. A week later, Dee Dee Ramone was dead. Then Mr. Pooh wanted to go to a Who concert. Now, John Entwistle is dead. Mr. Pooh is probably also responsible for the deaths of Layne Staley, George Harrison, Robert Buck, and Aaliyah. He probably even killed Princess Diana and Mother Theresa by searching for them on the internet or something. And JFK Jr! And the Queen Mother! I have ordered Mr. Pooh to cease and desist his activities regarding our dear celebrities. Hopefully they'll stop dying now. Love,
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