February 20, 41 degrees
Monday, Feb. 20, 2017 - 12:26

What I need to find is a tutorial on advanced WordPressing for people who have been doing stuff on the internet since the '90s and have been managing websites at their job for the last eight years but haven't ever used fucking WordPress - at least not like this, managing a full-on website with commerce and widgets and shit - but who told people confidently that they could do it, so they got this gig as webmaster and now don't really know what they're doing.

But back to Kenny Rogers. What's he wearing that he has trouble taking off in the dark? He wants us to think he's coming home from his job as a singer, but maybe he's really moonlighting as a clown or other profession with a complicated costume. Football player, perhaps, or astronaut. Whatever it is, although he tries, he can't take his clothes off quietly in the dark, and he wakes her up anyway - just go take your costume off in the bathroom, Kenny! Especially since you're not even ready to go to bed - you still have to eat and then fuck around with your guitar for a while. You act like you're this great humble guy but you're not, dude. I don't know what she sees in you either! Regardless, she believes in you, and that's priceless. Don't let her down, Kenny, don't be a jerk.

I'm supposed to be working on this website right now, see.