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Upsetting entry Well, so, of all the things I could write about, I'm going to write about my new feather duster. I'm sure I wrote about it when I first got it, how it changed my life and suddenly turned me into a competent and capable adult. My new feather duster was made by a kind Chinese laborer from the finest most colorful faux-parrot that ever existed. And NOW IT IS LOST. Who loses a feather duster? Where the fuck is it? How can you lose a long brightly colored fucking DUSTER? I have so much dusting to do and I can't do it. WHERE IS IT. Dammit.
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