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even thrift stores! The irony of overtime is that while you're making more money you're too busy to spend it. My main problem is that I don't know how to shop, I don't know the secret ways. I need to find the store that the lesbians shop at - I'm sure they know where to get a plain goddamn button-down shirt. Wherever it is, it's the last place in the entire universe that carries plain goddamn button-down shirts. I do not want to wear pregnant peasant clothes and I don't want to wear frilly pirate frocks and I don't want to wear low-cut sleeveless tops with slivery accents. I want a plain goddamn button-down shirt that I can wear to my goddamn stupid job. Why is that so impossible.
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