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- My next ex-boyfriend and I will not be friends. I will defriend him on facebook and block him in gmail chat as soon as I break up with him. I will not give two shits about what he's doing anymore and I will not give even one shit about what he thinks of me. I will be the one to dump him (obviously) and he will be the one to pine after me. He will send me text messages and I will have to respond "Who is this?" because his number will not be saved in my phone anymore. He will say, "Let's catch up sometime," and I will say, "Ehh, I don't think so." And I won't care anymore and he'll go away forever.
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