Some poorly thought out resolutions
Wensday, January 1, 2003 - 11:07

Last year I resolved to stop shaving until I lost ten pounds. I didn't keep that resolution, but I did lose ten pounds. Unfortunately for me, only five of those pounds were the right pounds, since I weighed a little more than I thought I did. So this year, I will lose the remaining five pounds that I thought I was going to lose last year, and then lose five more pounds on top of that.

Also, I will stop going to school this year. And biting my fingernails.

2003 is not a mathematically pleasing year at all, unless you cheat and say 2*0=0*3, but you could say that for the whole decade. I'm very unhappy because of this.