Crows and fours can piss off
Rursday, July 11, 2002 - 13:23

I guess if I have an unlucky number, it's 4, because for the last 4 nights I've been woken up at 4 in the morning. Once because I had to pee. Twice because Mr. Pooh is sick and is coughing and jumping up and down all night. Once because Mr. Pooh thought Miss Kitty (who was asleep on the bed) had knocked something over so he knocked over a glass of water.

If I have an enemy in the animal kingdom, it's the crow. I hate crows, and they know it so they hate me back. They have crow concerts at - oddly enough - fucking 4 in the morning in the trees outside my bedroom.