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Weirdos A couple days ago I got a really weird email from someone about one of my diary entries. And I've been wanting to tell you all about it, except that I'm a little worried that the person will come back and read my diary and would see. But since I'm bursting with it, absolutely bursting, I'll analogocize: So this person read an entry in which I described having done something fairly specific and not all-that-commonly talked about. Say it was picking my nose with the pinky finger on my left hand. (Obviously it wasn't, but just pretend it was.) So this person, for whatever reason, has a webpage devoted to people with blue eyes who pick their nose with the pinky finger on their left hand. So this person reads my entry about that and figures out that I have blue eyes, so they send me an email saying that they liked reading about me picking my nose with the pinky finger on my left hand, and they have a webpage about people with blue eyes who pick their nose with the pinky finger on their left hand, and would I write something about picking my nose with the pinky finger on my left hand, and also could I have someone take my picture while I'm picking my nose and send it to thie person. Obviously, when I saw the part about getting someone to take my picture, I thought it was a porn site. So I went to school and looked at it there, in case there were any terrorist viruses on it. And no, it wasn't a porn site or a virus-laden site. It was just a site about people who pick their nose with the pinky finger of their left hand. With pictures. I guess the person who sent me the email is just insane. Or behindert. Because of this I added anti-search engine code to my html, so that no more weirdos or perverts will come here and I can write about picking my nose in peace.
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