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Rursday, December 13, 2001 - 14:25

When we last saw our heroine, she was vowing to go home and eat Charlie Brown cookies. True to her word, our heroine went home and ate Charlie Brown cookies. She sat on the couch all night and complained about her sore throat. She thought about her paper but didn't write anything. She fought and wrestled with her main squeeze Mr. Pooh.

In today's episode: Our heroine procrastinates some more, then realizes she only has 26 more hours to write her 15-page paper! Dodging mean cats, speeding cars, and a wildfire, she manages to make it to school by 12:30. Unfortunately, the evil warlords who are her colleagues at school are hogging the good computers in the computer lab, so our heroine is forced to use a crappy computer. It locks up a few times on her, then won't restart when she shuts it down. Luckily for us, our heroine is dedicated and patient. She doesn't give up on the poor old computer, and it finally restarts successfully after five minutes. Our heroine types in an outline of her paper, but soon grows bored and decides to write in her secret powerful online diary!

In tomorrow's episode: Our heroine turns in her paper at 16:59, just in time to save the planet from destruction by evil aliens!