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I have an earlobeache My earlobe has been hurting all day. There are two possible reasons: 1. I broke my ear last night when I was sleeping and will have to get a cast, or 2. I have ear cancer and will die soon. Lest you think getting a cast on your ear is a silly fantasy, let me tell you this: when I was in high school, a kid broke his ear or something and had to get a cast put on it. It looked stupid, and I didn't really believe that he'd broken his ear. But now I think he did. Ow, son of a bitch! If I don't update soon, you'll know that I've died of ear cancer. Farewell, my efriends, farewell.
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