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bastard diary Dear Diary, I realize that I neglect you, and I know that you wish you had more attention from me, but the truth of the matter is that you're lame. I know, I know, I could make you cooler if I paid more attention to you, but remember, you are illegitimate, I didn't want you, I have another web page that I update more regularly. I realize that the ugly circumstances of your conception are not your fault and I shouldn't hold that against you, but somehow I just can't get over it. I DON'T WANT YOU, DIARY. I NEVER DID. I WISH YOU WOULD JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE SO THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR UGLY BASTARD FACE ALL THE TIME. You are unwanted, a bastard, and you're lame to top it all off.
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