Comments:

CrazyLady - 2004-12-06 19:49:06
Going to the bathroom is exciting.
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epipie - 2004-12-06 20:05:12
My name is Jennifer. *makes spooky sounds*
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kelsi - 2004-12-06 21:11:54
Jennifer, that is totally freaky. And, also, in case anyone wanted to know, going to the bathroom was indeed VERY exciting.
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vodkavases - 2004-12-06 23:44:38
i totally didnt know that sims was like a soap opera... i'm gonna have to get me one of those sim games...
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Vi - 2004-12-07 00:13:40
Tell me about it I made a lil Vi & Rawb Sim house that emer-effer knocked me up with twin GIRLS I mean twin boys would be cool but twin girls suck... I know cuz I am one!
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kelsi - 2004-12-07 00:25:58
Violet, it's terrible that you've turned against your people like that. So, this afternoon while I was playing, nothing very exciting happened, except that Mercution and some girl got to make out. I was playing with this family that has way too many kids and they don't have enough money to afford beds for everyone, but they're trying to be honest and not cheat, but MAN, I wish they'd just shut up about being unhappy and start earning more money so that they could afford things to make them happy. I think I'll play some more right now. Something happened to my bastard sound card. Luckily I have two, I think, but still, bastard.
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kelsi - 2004-12-07 00:26:44
I MEANT MERCUTIO, NOT MERCUTION.
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toothbrush - 2004-12-07 07:35:17
Circe and Loki and Nervous Subject! I love them. Their house is so cool. I haven't got Circe and Nervous together but Loki and her had a baby together and the social worker had to take it away because it got stuck to the floor and no one could pick it up. It was really sad. I haven't played them since.
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kelsi - 2004-12-07 13:20:49
Toothbrush oh my god where have you been? And, Circe and Nervous Subject WooHooed right after Circe had her baby and so she's knocked up again. Her husband didn't seem to care that she had someone else's baby. Circe thought about trying to kill off her husband, but he's such a good cook and she really likes to eat, so now she's thinking about killing off Nervous Subject. She doesn't know how she's going to do it, but I'm sure she'll think of something.
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toothy - 2004-12-07 16:53:39
YOU ARE SO FUN! I'VE MISSED YOU. I'm going to try and start updating again, but I'm going to have to password it because I've become rather private in the last couple of years. But now, I am going to go play the Sims now because I want Circe and Nervous to get together and make a baby.
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kelsi - 2004-12-07 21:55:18
No, YOU are fun, Ms. Brush. Circe and Nervous named their baby Phredrik because they are weird. Now Loki wants to have an affair with Nervous too. Nervous is also in an intimate relationship with that one guy who lives across town. NERVOUS IS THE MAN.
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Chad - 2004-12-08 10:02:24
Kelsi, I know not of this Sims shit of which you speak, but I do know enough to give congrats on your new apartment in your new city and to say, you don't let people make fun of you for your Pearl Jam CDs. Let your freak flag fly, and also, it's not like you're listening to Phish albums like a dirty hippie. :o) Also, I missed Toothbrush too, and now, I am sad because I won't get to read her new entries all locked up like that. Damn.
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kelsi - 2004-12-09 13:49:11
Otherchad, you could ask her for the password, couldn't you? And, my god, you've never heard of the Sims? What are you? Also, thank you for your kind words re: my new place and my Pearl Jamarama. But I do have a shoebox full of bootlegs that I'm not going to display because, because I don't want them getting stolen. I COULDN'T PLAY THE SIMS UNTIL LATE LAST NIGHT BECAUSE MY STUPID DRIVE WOULDN'T WORK.
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toothbrush again - 2004-12-11 09:42:25
Hey, this is a bit untimely, but yeah! What Kelsi said, Chad: you can ask me for the password. Kelsi, I've been playing with the Beaker family again and Nervous Subject and Circe have THREE children together now with another on the way. Although TWO of their current children are twins. The kids' names are Francis, Circe Jr. and Nervy. Whatever the gender of the new child, I will name it Phredrik in your honour.
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toothy - 2004-12-11 09:59:05
Yeah, and pretty much all of my Sims are either gay or bisexual. I wonder what it all means?
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kelsi - 2004-12-11 18:45:10
Toothbrush, I am so honored that you would name a Sim after my Sim, it makes me tear up. I will, in turn, name a Sim Toothbrush after you. Ha ha, I just typed Tootbrush. Maybe I'll name it that.
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kelsi - 2004-12-12 00:01:10
Toothbrush got kidnapped! I am devastated, but the family doesn't care. Toothbrush was the son of Jennifer Burb and this old guy, Wilhelm Herzog. Wilhelm, by the way, ended up marrying this girl who he thought was his granddaughter but who really wasn't. It was gross. But anyway, he got Jennifer pregnant, and then he married Tabitha, and then he and Tabitha were going to town to get lucky, but he died on the way to the taxi. It was sad. ANYWAY, John and Jennifer Burb were having problems... she caught him having some fun in a dressing room with Sexy Stranger, and then she kicked him out. Then she had Toothbrush, and then she decided to get back together with John, so he moved back in, bringing with him $20,000 that he got, lord knows where, probably whoring himself out because he's that kind of person. So they got married, his daughter hates him because she was a witness to some of his affairs, and then Toothbrush got kidnapped by this woman who came home from work with Jennifer. Jennifer tried to ask the woman to leave but decided to go to bed instead. The woman sat out in the hottub waiting for everyone to go to bed, and then she went in and stole poor little Toothbrush. He'd just had his birthday too. Jennifer is pregnant again and has decided to name her next baby Toothbrush Jr.
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toothbrush - 2005-01-09 12:28:40
HOLY SHIT! I can't believe I haven't read this saga until now! This is so awesome. I can't believe I inspired this drama. Ok, now I have to make a Sim called KELSI! Oh what fun.
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kelsi - 2005-01-12 23:41:17
I haven't played the Burb family in a while. Since I last played them I got the patch that prevents kidnappings, oh tragic irony! Cruel fate! But anyway I think I'll play me some Sims this weekend. I know, I won't go to work on Martin Luther King Jr. Day and I'll play the Sims instead. But anyway, I think, from what I remember, that the original Toothbrush reappeared but was stuck to the ground, so the Hand of God came down and deleted him and he'd keep coming back but still being stuck to the floor, so that's why God decided not to play that family anymore, because She didn't want Toothbrush to be repossessed. However, God does not neglect Her families forever, they cannot escape the wrath of Her mouse, so She will soon play them again, and She will report back to everyone what happens, because everyone wants to know about poor little Toothbrush's well-being, as well as Jennifer's whoring and John's whoring and the tragic doomed relationship between John and his natural daughter, whatever her name is.
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kelsi - 2005-01-19 00:23:20
I have terrible news about Toothbrush. I'm afraid he's an invalid. The Hand of God managed to get him into his crib the last time She played the Burbs, but still no one can hold him, he won't move, he won't do anything. I'm not sure what that kidnapper bitch did to him, but obviously it was something horrible. She broke him and then surreptitiously put him back next to the garbage can like a piece of trash, that bitch! Poor Toothbrush! Now all he can do is lie paralyzed in his crib while his happiness turns yellow. Meanwhile, Toothbrush Jr. just had a birthday, and Jennifer Burb is pregnant again! This time she can't remember who the father is. Maybe it's her husband, who knows.
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